Wednesday, August 24, 2011

various pick up lines


  1. My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
  2. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
  3. Hey cutie, wanna go halfsies on a baby?
  4. Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
  5. My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?