- My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
- Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
- Hey cutie, wanna go halfsies on a baby?
- Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
- My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
various pick up lines
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